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The Worst of the Heroes in Dota 2.

Most heroes can be evil in their own ways, but this thread is about heroes whose evil deeds truly stand out from most other heroes: heroes whose actions clearly cause chaos, and may or may not have influenced the war. You can make your own list or add to this one.

Let’s explore my list, shall we?

1. Chaos Knight: he basically is sent to hunt down and kill Ezalor (Keeper of the Light). Apparently, I didn’t know it was completely reasonable to slay millions of innocent people just to slay a demigod.

2. Ezalor, the Keeper of the Light: so he escapes the fundamental plane and causes chaos throughout the world, and now all he does is to creep on girls. He’s Creeper of the Light, and he’s a huge dick for abandoning his duties and causing Chaos Knight to slay millions of innocents while Ezalor pervs on girls – even Spectre. By the way, when he made the sun, he is mostly responsible for the mass-genocide of Balanar’s (Night Stalker’s) people.

3. Kaldr, the Ancient Apparition: he is pretty much the Albert Wesker of Dota 2. You don’t see him often, and most heroes don’t think he’s a big deal, but he has an ego 10 times the size of Pudge and his reason of fighting is to create a new world order where he is the almighty god. Don’t believe me? Read his responses.

4. Jah’rakal, the Troll Warlord: he is an IRL version of an internet troll. Gets butthurt that his peers abused him and he decided to go on a complete rampage, and now he fucks people up just because. “I kill my enemies first, my allies next.”

5. Pugna, the Oblivion: apparently he acts like a huge bitch during his childhood because he doesn’t get to be spoiled like the typical rich white girl in a high school, so he goes to spree kill his entire town, and now he bans. er, banishes people whenever he wants.

6. Chen, the Holy Knight: he is a homage to extremists of any religion. Anyone who does not follow Chen’s religion, Chen will smite them. Painfully.

7. Aiushtha, the Enchantress: similar to Chen, she is an extreme hippie. Anyone who does not follow Aiushtha’s way, she will enchant them to death.

8. Ostarion, the Skeleton King: similar to a controlling emperor, Ostarion the Skeleton King wishes to conquer the land to build up his empire. Dissimilar to a controlling emperor, Ostarion converts those he kills into slaves. Yeah. Kills people, then makes them his slaves.

9. Rotund’jere, the Necrolyte: there isn’t much to say about him, he basically starts as a corrupt priest who wants noble’s assets, then after catching the pox, he travels the world to infect the global population.

10. Shadow Demon: he pretty much puts the “tan” in Satan. Starts as an evil genie who grants wishes to people, Shadow Demon maipulates and corrupts them into creating an evil satanic cult to try to convert the entire world to worship the Satan. Luckily he gets bitch-slapped by Lucifer (Doom) and Nevermore (Shadow Fiend), but he will keep making the cult to try to take over the world. over and over and over again.

This list is not complete and will be updated.

Last edited by Rainbow Nagger; 04-15-2013 at 04:56 PM .